Walking down the aisle,
Daddy held me my hand tight;
He asked, “Are you sure of this man?”
“At this time, to ask this, is it right?”
You are my love, my little princess,
I have endlessly pampered you all life;
But you are giving me away,
What is the use of my thrive?
That is what we decide to do,
After you reach a certain age,
What is the number of certain,
For what do you decide for marriage?
That is not my decision to take,
The idiotic scholars sit on our heads;
Wow, how excellent that idea is,
Like our lives are decided by dickheads;
Hahahaha, my dear beautiful girl!
You are humorous and strong-headed,
See you broke all those shitty rules,
Blood might be found blue if your brain shredded;
Enough of the fun at the aisle,
Let’s not make the man wait more;
If we don’t go and to him right now,
He shall sleep in the hall and snore;
Such a sweet man you got for me,
I would love to have him right away;
Never have I seen a daughter like you,
How happy I am! How can I even say?
Love is like a box of different chocolates,
It’s a surprise until you open it;
But one must be lucky to receive it,
You have such wonderful fate;
Mommy is surely watching us from the sky,
She would be wishing you luck for eternity;
She would have given you the best couple advice,
That one of the important parts of life is sanity;
If for you she would be telling, my dear CEO daughter,
One of the important leadership principles is frugality;
Yes, my dear Papa, let’s end with this fun,
Let’s give away each other to our lives;
I am dying to see you exchange the rings,
Be the best of whoever to each other, husbands or wives.
Penfluky 