Paranoia Unlock!

It has been four months since I have seen the daylight. My skin has gone pale, and my eyes have gotten used to less light. The pandemic has taken a significant toll on me. I kept myself locked inside my bunker of a house. The doors only open when my groceries are delivered. My living room has turned into a sanitation station. I have arranged germ sprays which I used to clean the grocery bags and myself for touching them. Then I go inside, and I take a bath with some Dettol in the water. I also made my balcony a washing station, equipped with germ sprays and sanitisers too. I have my windows shut, and the sun burns me. I live on artificial D vitamin supplements and the oxygen released by my indoor plants. 

I have already stopped contacting more people since Chicken Pox attacked me. The worst thing a human can do to the other is not a backstab, it is being reckless and passing on germs. What mistake did I commit? It was supposed to be a birthday party, and the guy who thought he had a fever felt that he was doing us a favour. He thought it would be cool to appear to party even being sick. He did not even consider carrying a handkerchief. He also shared cigarettes with me, who did not know his sickness until he told me at the end. What a douche! He did not just pass me an expensive cigarette it was also a rare virus that I had no immunity for. All the others already had the disease when they were young, and I never got exposed to it; hence, no antibodies. 

The germs remained with me. They got on to the cigarette, I have ingested them directly into my body by puffing them in. There was a battle going inside my body, and the temperature was high in less than a week. There were blisters almost everywhere on my body; my beautiful face, my tender pecs, biceps, thighs and even on my feet. My back that recovered from my teenage acne got attacked with something bigger now. It has been two years now, and the scars remain. I’m now embarrassed to wear sleeveless tops, show off my lats and go topless. What was supposed to be a hot thing only to be soon followed by sympathising looks and cheering-ups that I don’t need. My face somehow recovered, and so did my front side of the body. But my back is still a horror show of spots that won’t fade away. The thing I’m about to say has nothing to do with all this. But this is the consequence of being reckless about a fever. The heroic act of a douche traumatised me that ended up killing my esteem. I feel like Deadpool, I guess I look like an avocado without my shirt.

So, no humans! No kisses too, I can pleasure myself; I’m self-sufficient. I have been going out but to enjoy minimal pleasures like eating outside, carnivals and festivals. But no social contacts that’s a ban from 2 years. You can video call me if you miss me a lot, that’s what I said to everyone. But these four months is a big thing. I’m a lot of road person for someone who does not prefer to meet people. I have been among these closed walls and dark rooms for so long, I became obsessive. I have compulsions about germs getting to me. My body suffering from more than just blisters is my worst nightmare. But today! What a day! What a shitty day! I’m hungry, my internet doesn’t work. I am unable to order anything. The groceries won’t come till the next day, and I ate off all the supplies. I kept drinking water, but it has been 13 hours. It feels like something is eating my insides. I have to go out—just this one time. But I’m trembling, and I don’t want contamination.

The government had removed the curfew, and I see people jumping on roads like apes as if the vaccine is here. They think their cloth masks are hazmat suits and they scratch their nose through their masks. No one is even wearing gloves. It is a garbage bin outside the door of my house. I can starve, I guess. Thinking of going out is making me anxious. It’s better to die starving than getting contaminated, I believe. But this one time, I can go out. I will be okay; I have the sanitising station. Okay! 

I wore my facemask, gloves and a face shield. I set foot, and a current passed all my body. The sun was piercing through my clothes. I see people with no masks. It’s crazy, it feels like everything is filthy and germs are all around me. I should throw these clothes off, the face shield too. Damn! It is like a circus out here. People in queues, no masks, spitting on roads and I can see this dude pissing on a wall few yards far from me. My heart started pounding, and my breath grew intense. My breathing was harsh that it began to form vapour on my shield. The sound!

Oh god, horns from everywhere, people talking jumping, bouncing and scratching like apes. I turned around and round and round; it felt like nausea. I feel discomfort in my stomach. I rushed towards a place that sells breakfast. It was crowdy and scared me. The cook was sweaty, and his mask looked old and worn off. I think I’m having a panic attack! My anxiety is kicking in, and soon everything became silent. I heard no sounds and the roads were empty, and cars were too—no people around me, and It felt peaceful for a moment, but the disturbance started again. The sounds resumed but were different. I hear monkeys screeching around me. Different kinds of apes surrounded me—apes walking on roads, driving in cars, honking at each other and yelling at each other. It was apes that sold breakfast and apes that bought them too.

The boards of shops were changed. “Fresh and warm COVID-19 at 35 Rupees only” the board of breakfast read. I could not understand what was going on. I turned around to see a fast-food centre. It’s menu board read COVID-19 80 Rs, Typhoid 60 Rs, Dengue 60 Rs and so on with many diseases that are still running their course in India. One hairy ape with glasses on went to the fast-food dealing ape and asked “What is the cheap one you got?” the dealer ape said “Diarrhoea is cheapest just at 20 Rs, but only effects for three days. You can try Common flu for 25 Rs; it makes you feel like shit for a week” the ape with glasses smiled and ordered one common flu. I don’t have an option; I have to choose among one. Would I select flu? no, it weakens my immunity. “Brother pack me some Diarrhoea” I yelled. The ape packed some Poori – Korma and gave it to me. I held the packet and started moving back to home.

I had to stop because a prison bus was going and the road had jammed. I can recognise the prison bus by its colour, but there was something else written on it. As the bus neared me, it became more apparent. “Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis center for criminals” it read. Nothing made sense anymore. I walked back into my apartment. Something inside me couldn’t take the Diarrhoea packet inside. I just threw it in the bin. Luckily for me, I found my mobile connected to the neighbour’s WiFi. Why didn’t I think of this? I ordered some vegetables to cook myself a good meal. I entered, removed my clothes shield, mask and gloves. Threw them in the bin that was inside my apartment. I sprayed the chemicals all over my body. I tied a towel around my waist, and tied the cover of trash inside the bin, threw it out. I went in and had a good bath.

The vegetables are here, and it is time for me to cook now. I arranged everything I need to prepare, I took the veggies out and put them on the chopping pad. I jumped, looking at the worms crawling on the cabbage. I just stood there, my eyes wide shut!


By – Mourya Koundinya

As we all are aware, the world is fighting a pandemic which is a virus named under Coronavirus or SARS COVID-19, which started in Wuhan, China in November 2019. The current cases in the world (as of the date of this article), stands at 11.3 million. In which 6.11 million have recovered, and 5.32 lakh have lost their lives battling the virus. It is the news we see daily in our news channels, papers, social media so on and so forth. But this pandemic had created significant havoc. It had led to the lockdown of almost 4 Billion Individuals around the world has failed to beat stupidity. Forget defeat; it didn’t even come close to give good competition.

The world is battling a pandemic to save it for us and our future generations. WHO (World Health Organization) is giving guidelines on how to avoid getting in contact with the virus. You would think people would follow it so that they can save themselves and their family don’t you? In U.S.A ( Considered as the superpower of the world), people protested against the front line workers and even attacked them. It gets worse; some people coughed and sneezed on Immunosuppressed patients ( like cancer, etc.), health staff, cops etc. People in India abused medical staff by Spitting on them, beating them, pelting stones at them, Roaming naked in hospitals, abusing nurses, made hospital staff vacate the homes and more deeds. These incidents make me wonder; I’m I living in the same land where these kind of people are living? 

As there is a lockdown going on, We expect people to be at home spend time with their families, share moments and be at a happy environment. This conclusion is what you are thinking, right? You forgot we have Stupids and perverts. There is a massive rise in Domestic violence cases in the World 63% to be accurate during the lockdown period. Even worst, there was a considerable spike recorded in child abuse cases! 54% to be authentic. In what world is this good?  

Police are considered as protectors of citizens. They help you when your rights are being taken away from you and help you get justice. So you might think they will save us by working hard during the lockdown, don’t you? There is a rapid increase in police brutality cases all over the world, especially in India. The recent incident of Tamilnadu ( A state of South India), where a father and son were arrested and killed by the police brutality, shook the country to the core. Their crime was they had their shop open for a few minutes post permitted time. If police are the ones killing the harmony, whom do we reach to get the balance restored in the society?

At last, what I want to conclude is the pandemic shall pass in coming days ( sooner or later) with a drug or a vaccine possible. Once the world opens up, people will start fighting over Nationality, religion, race, caste, creed what not everything. 

Like the great Einstein said, “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former”. 

My family is banned and here is the reason!

By – Samitha Dulam

Yes!!! My name is TIK TOK. My 58 family members, along with me are banned from INDIA and said so many reasons for it.

Here is the list of my family members



UC Browser

Baidu map


Clash of Kings

DU battery saver



YouCam makeup

Mi Community

CM Browers

Virus Cleaner

APUS Browser


Club Factory

News dog

Beauty Plus


UC News

QQ Mail



QQ Music

QQ Newsfeed

Bigo Live


Mail Master

Parallel space

Mi Video Call – Xiaomi


ES File Explorer

Viva Video – QU Video Inc


Vigo Video

New Video Status

DU Recorder


Cache Cleaner DU App studio

DU Cleaner

DU Browser

Hago Play With New Friends

Cam Scanner

Clean Master – Cheetah Mobile

Wonder Camera

Photo Wonder

QQ Player

We Meet

Sweet Selfie

Baidu Translate


QQ International

QQ Security Center

QQ Launcher

U Video

V fly Status Video

Mobile Legends

 DU Privacy

After seeing my family list, many of you have thought “Did we even use all these apps?” 

Yes, you used all of them, and I’m the most used one along with my two eyes “Ucbrowser” and “Shareit”.

Well, many of you know me so well like, who am I? Why most of the Indians loved me? How I became so popular and made many people famous in the name of TikTok stars!!

But do you know this!!!! I have all your data, and I don’t store it in India. Because I haven’t promised and I use this data for making crores of money. Because there is fun in using someone’s data for increasing bank balance.


You morons! You weren’t even aware of it. So pity of you!!

I encouraged all of you, not because of your talent but for my greed. Haven’t you ever felt that how people can watch your crazy faces and your so-called lip-syncing videos? I felt so bad for providing a platform for such people. But thanks to you! In the end, I got what I needed…..My bank balance is increased!!!

Let me tell you a point that many of you have missed.

You know…..there is a law in China called “China’s National Intelligence Law ” which says

If China needs data from Chinese companies for any security reasons, then they can’t say NO, even if it is private data of the user.

And one of the features of Apple iOS 14 caught me while snooping on its clipboard. 

Once The Head of Tik Tok in India told in an update that, I had democratized the internet, and a long sentence, I couldn’t even remember it because it doesn’t make me money!!

As usual, you followed what was told without giving a single thought. Tell me how did you use the word democracy? While “I decide what you have to watch, how your video should be uploaded, what languages need to be included, and I have the right to delete videos if they talk negatively about China and many things”. Tell me, my poor friend, how can you call me democratic.

don’t have a separate algorithm for kids like Youtube, Netflix and many other apps. I allow all the people to use me and create videos that include abusing, adult content and many things that kids shouldn’t do or see at that age.

Over 120 million Indian users ignored all these features for years. I guess because of this lockdown; people found time to find my loopholes. Finally, they saw, and they banned me. It’s so sad man!! I couldn’t have any of your private data and your videos that had no meaning apart from overacting. I will miss you!!! 

Let me tell you about the stories of family members. I know you are mostly not interested because they are neither famous nor exciting like me. I will make their story as a simple one.

They ask for accessing your photos and media files though they have no work to do with it, apart from collecting your data. And like a dumbass you give all the access!!

Some of them don’t even ask for permission to use your GPS location!! They directly take it and monitor all your movements. But you will never know that, that’s the magic in their algorithm!!!

Some of us….mostly favourite for girls, don’t even follow custom rules of your country while delivering products which makes the country to lose its taxes.

One of my two eyes “Ucbrowser,” is so popular because it helps you to see pirated videos of movies, allows you to watch porn videos though they are banned. I think you don’t know this fact!!! It also has all the information you see in incognito mode!!! Hehehehee!!!! So pity of you people!!! 

Still, there are many things to say, but I guess these are least required for you to understand who we are.

And to be honest, I already lost 6 billion dollars because of India’s ban on my family and me.

Meanwhile, one of the family members escaped this ban, and it’s none other than PUBG, which is not just a game but an emotion for many of you. Because he is not one of us, he has just adopted for his popularityBlue hole company, South Korean organisation (that developed PUBG game from PC game to Mobile game) just made a Joint venture with Tencent games as per china’s rules and regulations which made it as not a pure Chinese app. And so it is still living in INDIA.

I hope we can see each other again if India also makes Joint ventures like china make before a foreign company launches its app, thereby having transparency over accessing and usage of users private data.

May we meet again!!!!